In what many are calling a concerning sign, CDC Director Rochelle Walensky gave a calm, rational, science-driven pandemic update yesterday, all while holding a sign reading “The End Is Near.” https://babylonbee.com/news/cdc-director-gives-press-conference-while-holding-the-end-is-near-sign
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Neighbors With ‘Black Lives Matter’, ‘Asian Lives Matter’, And ‘Hispanic Lives Matter’ Yard Signs Getting Awfully Close To ‘All Lives Matter’ by Babylon Bee
According to sources, some residents of a local upper-class suburb have accumulated “Black Lives Matter”, “Hispanic Lives Matter”, and “Asian Lives Matter” signs in their perfectly manicured front yards. Experts warn, however, that with the addition of more people groups every day, they are getting dangerously close to saying “All Lives Matter.” https://babylonbee.com/news/neighbors-with-black-lives-matter-asian-lives-matter-and-latino-lives-matter-yard-signs-getting-awfully-close-to-all-lives-matter
Virginia Abolishes Death Penalty For All Crimes Except Being An Unwanted Baby by Babylon Bee
Governor Ralph Northam signed into law this week a historic piece of legislation that bans the death penalty for every crime in the state of Virginia, except for being an unwanted baby. “It is the current year, people,” Northam said at a signing ceremony. “No crime is deserving of death, except for the crime of […]
Babylon Bee Exclusive: Print Out Your Very Own Free Vaccine Passport Here! by Babylon Bee
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Here Are The 7 Telltale Signs Your Newborn Baby Is A Racist by Babylon Bee
Have you or a loved one had a baby recently? We hate to say this, but you may have just brought a white supremacist into the world. Don’t worry though – we’re here to help! It’s important to always look for clues of racist tendencies in your newborn so you can nip that in the […]